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Unknown
You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
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Ranjan
A person without character is just as body without soul.
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William James
There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do, and that is, to contradict other philosophers.
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Jane Austen
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
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Aesop
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
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Maitri Upanishads
The honey from the flowers of the senses, Ever present within, ruler of time, Goes beyond fear. For this Self is Supreme
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Abigail Adams
Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken.
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Andre Malraux
The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are never beaten.
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Samuel Johnson
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
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Author Unknown
Hate pollutes the mind.
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Anonymous
It is light grief that can take counsel.
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James Russell Lowell
Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.
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