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Franklin P. Jones
Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
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James Arthur Baldwin
No one can possibly know what is about to happen it is happening, each time, for the first time, for the only time.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
In England every man you meet is some man's son in America, he may be some man's father.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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French Proverb
Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.
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Sir Walter Besant
You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Thomas Jefferson
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
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Igor Fyodorovich Stravinsky
I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge.
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Virgil
Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.
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Adam Smith
The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.
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Arthur Brisbane
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.
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