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Joyce Carol Oates
In love there are things --- bodies and words.
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Konstantin E. Tsiolkovsky
The Earth is the Cradle of the Mind -- but one cannot eternally live in a cradle.
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Martin Luther
Now the church is not wood and stone, but the company of people who believe in Christ.
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Ben Azai
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything for there is no man who has not his hour, nor is there anything that has not its place.
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Mark Twain, The Gorky Incident
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
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Sigmund Freud
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
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Virginia Woolf
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
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H. L. Hunt
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
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Jeseph Joubert
It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.
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Menander, Unidentified fragment
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
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Tryon Edwards
He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today.
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Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
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