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Humorous Random Quotations - 105
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Mark Twain
A man with a new idea is a crank -- until the idea succeeds.
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H. L. Mencken
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
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Edward Steichen
You know...that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall of a museum -- a canvas -- a piece of film -- or a guy sitting in front of a typewriter. Then, you start out to do something -- that vague thing called creation. The beginning strikes awe within you.
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Henry James
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.
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Unknown
Nothing can be called failure until you accept it as such. You can transmute all past failures and mistakes into assets. Adversity is Nature's method of disciplining people to learn to take possession of their own minds. Greatest blessings often come from the greatest adversities. Study yourself carefully and you may discover that your own emotions are your greatest handicap in the business of accurate thinking.
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Goethe
I call architecture frozen music.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.
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John Quinton
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, they go out and buy more tunnel.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
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George Bernard Shaw
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
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William Shakespeare
Strong reasons make strong actions.
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George Bernard Shaw
Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.
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