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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Short Quotations - 22

Leonardo DaVinci, The notebooks of Leonardo DaVinci by Macurdy

Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom the occassion of folly.


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Susan S. Taylor

Thoughts are energy. And you can make your world or break your world by thinking.


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Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

What a time experiences as evil, is usually an untimely echo of what was formerly experienced as good--the atavism of a more ancient ideal.


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Margaret Mead

The mind is not sex-typed.


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Dorothy Rothschild Parker

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.


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Horace

You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.


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Bertolt Brecht

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.


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Edmund Burke

Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe.


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Storm Jameson

For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.


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Dwight D Eisenhower

I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is Is it good for America


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Oscar Wilde

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.


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Myron Tribus

Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word 'academic' in a pejorative sense to identify this limitation.



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