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Danish proverb
What is play to the cat is death to the mouse.
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There\'s Something About Mary
Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary And what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. Mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.
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Paul Valery
Love is being stupid together.
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Antonio Gramsci
If you think about it seriously, all the questions about the soul and the immortality of the soul and paradise and hell are at bottom only a way of seeing this very simple fact that every action of ours is passed on to others according to its value, of good or evil, it passes from father to son, from one generation to the next, in a perpetual movement.
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William Ellery Channing
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare... It doesn't say guarantee the general welfare. And it certainly doesn't say give welfare benefits to all the people in the country who aren't doing so well even if the reason they aren't doing so well is because they're sitting on their butts in front of the TV.
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E. Joseph Crossman
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something.
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Unknown
Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you must a hundred try.
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Kahlil Gibran
Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed.
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Julius Henry Marx
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
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Brooks Atkinson
We cheerfully assume that in some mystic way love conquers all, that good outweighs evil in the just balances of the universe and at the 11th hour something gloriously triumphant will prevent the worst before it happens.
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