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Ernest Coquelin
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.
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Erik H. Erikson
Hope is both the earliest and the most indispensable virtue inherent in the state of being alive. If life is to be sustained hope must remain, even where confidence is wounded, trust impaired.
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Pythagoras
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
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Abraham Lincoln
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
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Jane Austen
The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's.
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Kahlil Gibran
Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but we consider it false and despise its adherents.
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Buck Henry
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
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George Eliot
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
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Thomas Jefferson (Motto on his seal)
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
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Voltaire
All sects are different, because they come from men morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.
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Sophocles
To err from the right path is common to mankind.
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Euripides
I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.
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