Lillian Smith

Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college.

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Hermann Hesse

Our mind is capable of passing beyond the dividing line we have drawn for it. Beyond the pairs of opposites of which the world consists, other, new insights begin.

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Jerry Flint

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.

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Muriel Spark

Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are going or gone and we survive amongst the dead and the dying as on a battlefield.

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Fred Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

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Caleb Carr

So if it seems that some of what I'll have to say in the pages to come doesn't reflect the mellowing of age, that's only because I've never found that life and memories respond to time the way that tobacco does.

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Margaret Lindsey

This very moment is a seed from which the flowers of tomorrow's happiness grow.

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Matthew 1514 Bible

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

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William Sloane Coffin, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Sloane_Coffin

The world is too dangerous for anything but truth and too small for anything but love.

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Quentin Crisp

Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.

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Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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Jessamyn West

A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.

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