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Lawrence Peter Berra
How can a guy hit and think at the same time
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Thomas Jefferson
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
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Jacopo Sannazaro
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
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Sydney Harris
People far prefer happiness to wisdom, but that is like wanting to be immortal without getting older.
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Aristotle
Law is mind without reason.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling Sometimes it seemed that way.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Doubt of the reality of love ends by making us doubt everything.
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Mark Twain
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.
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Roland Barthes, Esprit
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
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Christian Longe
I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for what I have done with it.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.
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