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Italian Proverb
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Will Where's Elizabeth Jack She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
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Aaron McGruder
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
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Jean Baptiste Poquelin Molire
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
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English Proverb
Use soft words and hard arguments.
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Titus Livius
War is just to those to whom war is necessary.
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Dorothy Thompson
Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product of Faith, Strength, Energy, Will, Sympathy, Justice, Imagination, and the triumph of principle. It will never be achieved by passivity and quietism.
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William Least Heat Moon
There are two kinds of adventurers those who go truly hoping to find adventure and those who go secretly hoping they won't.
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Numbers 21:7, Holy Bible
Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have spoken against the Lord, and against thee; pray unto the Lord, that he take away the serpents from us. And Moses prayed for the people. (Lesson of trust)
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James Madison, Federalist 10
Liberty is to faction, what air is to fire, an ailment without which it instantly expires. But it could not be a less folly to abolish liberty, which is essential to political life, because it nourishes faction, than it would be to wish the annihilation of air, which is essential to animal life, because it imparts to fire its destructive agency.
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Michael Flatley
Whenever I hear, 'It can't be done,' I know I'm close to success.
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Mark Twain
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
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