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Silly Random Short Quotations - 12
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Theodore Roosevelt, Speech in New York, September 7, 1903
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
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Honore de Balzac
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
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George Orwell
An autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats.
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Austin O\'Malley
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
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Native American Proverb
A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.
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Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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The Sufi
Look to this day,For it is life, the very life of life.In its brief course lie all the verities and realities of your existencethe bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of beauty.For yesterday is but a dreamAnd tomorrow is only a vision,But today well lived makesevery yesterday a dream of happinessand every tomorrow a vision of hope.Look well, therefore to this day,such is the salutation of the dawn.
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Seneca
Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.
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George Bernard Shaw
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
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Humphrey Bogart
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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Dandemis
Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
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