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Anonymous
Truth fears no questions.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Epistle Dedicatory
This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.
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Sally Ride, President, Space.com
You have to reach a level of comfort with that risk.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
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Laurence J. Peter
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
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Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
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Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit.
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Robert Redford
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.
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Robert Frost
I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages henceTwo roads diverged in a wood, and I --I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
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CaddyShack
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course Carl Spackler Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. THE LITTLE BROWN, FURRY RODENTS. Carl Spackler We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
What kind of man would live a life without daring Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure Is there a better way to die
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