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Albert Camus
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
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Michel de Montaigne
No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them deliberately.
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Galileo Galilei
It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who want to make human ability the measure of what nature can and knows how to do, since, when one comes down to it, there is not one effect in nature, no matter how small, that eve
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Elbert Hubbard
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
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Dag Hammarskjld
The longest journey is the journey inward.
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John Greenleaf Whittier
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss and fight... Not people die but worlds die in them.
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Faith Sullivan, The Cape Ann, 1988
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
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Bernard Mannes Baruch
During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think.
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Ambrose Bierce
Faith Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
The salary of the chief executive of the large corporations is not an award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm gesture by the individual to himself.
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Dwight D. Morrow
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
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