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Thomas Jefferson
Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.
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Benjamin Disraeli
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
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Moses Ibn Ezra, Shirat Yisrael
Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
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Maya Angelou
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'
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Samuel Butler
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
Little by little, one travels far.
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Langston Hughes
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
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Oscar Wilde, Foreward, The Picture of Dorian gray
The only excuse for creating something useless is that one admires it intensely.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
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Walter Lippmann
Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge of what their ancestors had already learned....That is why a society can be progressive only if it conserves its traditions.
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Hippilyte Taine
Man may be considered as a superior species of animal who produces philosophies and poems in about the same way a silkworm produces their cocoons and bees their hives.
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Gustave Flaubert
A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.
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