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David Weatherford
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
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Josh Billings
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.
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Wallace Irwin
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you less than you are.
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Aesop
Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.
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Robert J. Collier
You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you can get.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Liberty, equality - bad principles The only true principle for humanity is justice and justice to the feeble is protection and kindness.
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James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Charles Dudley Warner
Regrets are idle yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently.
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Ovid
Tears at times have all the weight of speech.
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Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.
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Jonathan Swift
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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