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Sarcastic Random Short Quotations - 46
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Plato
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and life to everything.
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Tom Stoppard
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
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Nicholas Chamfort
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Henry Ward Beecher
The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world's joy.
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Henry B. Adams
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men
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Sir Walter Raleigh
Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other men if any friend desire thee to be his surety, give him a part of what thou has to spare if he presses thee further, he is not thy friend at all.
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Henry J. Kaiser
When your work speaks for itself, dont interrupt.
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Thomas Fuller
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
There has never been a perfect government, because men have passions and if they did not have passions, there would be no need for government.
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Tommy Bolt
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
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Celia Green
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
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