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Humour Random Short Quotations - 34
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William Blake
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Publilius Syrus
Many receive advice, few profit by it.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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Napoleon I
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment.
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Christopher S. Drew
I have felt it and lived it and now it leaves me here, love is the ultimate pain and joy, without it you die with it you perish.
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Gen. George Pickett
Up men to your posts Don't forget today that you are from old Virginia.
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Nick Nuessle, 1992
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
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Abraham Lincoln
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
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David Thomas
The principles now planted in thy bosom will grow, and one day reach maturity and in that maturity thou wilt find thy heaven or thy hell.
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French Proverb
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.
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David Frye impersonating Nixon
I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
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John Quincy Adams
Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.
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