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Jerry Coleman
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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Gunnar Myrdal
The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them.
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Doris Lessing
All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the flesh.
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Orison Swett Marden
A will finds a way.
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Justice Anthony Kennedy
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
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Quintilian
When defeat is inevitable, it is wisest to yield.
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Seneca
Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
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Anatole France
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
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Guy Finley
If you don't leap, you'll never know what it's like to fly.
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Peter Ustinov
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
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Geoffrey Gorer
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
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Franklin P. Adams
When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.
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