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Mark Twain
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place and time, is in balance with everything else.
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Paul Tabori, _The Natural Science of Stupidity_. (New York: ChiltonCompany, 1960), p. 104.
Modern war has decimated many a country; but it has always spawned millions of bureaucrats. They fatten on shortages and thrive on trouble. Peace can never offer such opportunities for exercising petty tyrannies, using red tape to regiment the individual and making life generally unpleasant.
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Ruth Fulton Benedict
Faith is the virtue of the storm, just as happiness is the virtue of sunshine.
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Douglas MacArthur
I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up wrinkles the soul.
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Ruth Ross
All prosperity begins in the mind and is dependent only on the full use of our creative imagination.
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Seneca
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
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B. F. Skinner
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
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Dr.
The only lasting trauma is the one we suffer without positive change.
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Bette Midler
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Carl Sandburg
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone That way, he learns that 'wishing' isn't going to save our national forests.
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