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George Burns
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
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J. K. Rowling
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
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Nicholas Chamfort
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
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Alain
When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
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Richard Feynman
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
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George Bernard Shaw
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
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Henry M. Wriston
A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly surrendered his thinking to economic determinism, may steer a youth away from his dream of becoming a poet, an artist, a musician or any other of thousands of things, because it offers no security, it does not pay well, there are no vacancies, it has no future.
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Publilius Syrus
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
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Euripides, Aeolus
Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.
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H. L. Mencken
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.
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Samuel Johnson
Hope is necessary in every condition.
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