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Very Funny Random Short Quotations - 50
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Oscar Wilde
Punctuality is the thief of time.
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Ethel Barrymore
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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Marianne Williamson
Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
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Dan Issel
It may be five years from now, but at some point we'll be better than them.
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Albert Einstein
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving.
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Don Snyder, Of Time and Memory
Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.
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L. Frank Baum
Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization. Imagination led Columbus to discover America. Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity. Imagination has given us the steam engine, the telephone, the talking-machine, and the automobile, for these things had to be dreamed of before they became realities. So I believe that dreams--daydreams, you know, with your eyes wide open and your brain machinery whizzing--are likely to lead to the betterment of the world. The imaginative child will become the imaginative man or woman most apt to invent, and therefore to foster, civilization.
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William Adams
Faith is a continuation of reason.
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Henry James, "The Ambassadors", Book Fourth, Chapter 2
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
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