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W. Somerset Maugham
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.
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Margaret Mead
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
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Democritus
Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.
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Arnold J. Toynbee
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
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Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Leadership is a combination of strategy and character. If you must be without one, be without the strategy.
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Philip Johnson
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
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Robert Heinlein
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.
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Christopher Columbus
Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World.
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William Ellery Channing
Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not to break the multitude to intellectual vassalage, not to establish over them a spiritual tyranny, but to rouse them from lethargy, and to aidthem to judge for themselves.
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Marcel Proust
If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
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Laurence J. Peter
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
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Geoffrey Chaucer
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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