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Confucius
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
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Isodore Duncan
So long as little children are allowed to suffer, there is no true love in this world.
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Alan Marshall Beck
Boys are found everywhere-on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them. A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.
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Cyril Connolly
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
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Nelson Mandela
There is nothing like returing to a place that remains uncganged to find how you yourself have altered.
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William James
An idea, to be suggestive, must come to the individual with the force of revelation.
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Isaac Asimov
University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers.
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Assyrian Proverb
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack me. I need not fear my friends because the most they can do is betray me. But I have much to fear from people who are indifferent.
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Publilius Syrus (c. 42 BC)
It is sometimes expedient to forget who we are.
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Charles Krauthammer
If we insist that public life be reserved for those whose personal history is pristine, we are not going to get paragons of virtue running our affairs. We will get the very rich, who contract out the messy things in life the very dull, who have nothing to hide and nothing to show and the very devious, expert at covering their tracks and ambitious enough to risk their discovery.
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Peter Ustinov
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
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Rose Dorothy Freeman
Character is not made in a crisis it is only exhibited.
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