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Irving Berlin
There's no business like show business.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such who are in the institution wish to get out and such as are out wish to get in.
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Diane Ackerman
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret.
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Marian Anderson
Leadership should be born out of the understanding of the needs of those who would be affected by it.
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Stephen King
If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
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Johann von Goethe
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is not enough to have wishes, one must also accomplish.
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Ayn Rand
The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Johann von Goethe
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
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Edmund Spenser
What more felicity can fall to creature, than to enjoy delight with liberty.
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John Corry
Loneliness seems to have become the great American disease.
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Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death.
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