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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 27
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Woody Allen
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to utter hopelessness and despair, the other to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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Steven Wright
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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Ben Sweetland
Success is a journey, not a destination.
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Aesop, Hercules and the Wagoner
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
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Harriet Woods
You can stand tall, without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims.
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Ronald Reagan
No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
I consider it a public duty to answer falsifications with facts. I will not pretend that I find this an unpleasant duty. I am an old campaigner, and I love a good fight.
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Thomas Jefferson
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
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Pietro Aretino
Nothing, it appears to me is of greater value in a man than the power of judgement and the man who has it may be compared to a chest fulled with books, for he is the son of nature and the father of art.
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Leo Tolstoy
Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
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