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Kahlil Gibran
When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for it is but another mystery of life.
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Matthew 1924 Bible
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
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Deepak Chopra
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.
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George W. Bush, Speech to UN General Assembly, September 21, 2004
The desire for freedom resides in every human heart. And that desire cannot be contained forever by prison walls, or martial laws, or secret police. Over time, and across the Earth, freedom will find a way.
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Stephen Price
Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.
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L. S. Barksdale
It happens to each according to his consciousness, is the Law of Consciousness.
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Cher
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
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Bertrand Russell, Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 12
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
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Leo Rosten
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
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Michael Korda
In order to suceed, We must first believe that we can.
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Richard M. Nixon
I would have made a good Pope.
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Abraham Lincoln
What is conservativism? Is it not the aherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?
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