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John Buchan
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 4, 2003
When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.
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Marcelene Cox
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.
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Betty Friedan
It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
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Heywood Broun
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
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Thomas Jefferson
My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of hope are as cheap, and pleasanter, than the gloom of despair.
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Daniel Patrick Moynihan
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
One man's religion is another man's belly laugh.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our limitations and imperfections is the first requisite of progress. Those who believe they have arrived believe they have nowhere to go. Some not only have closed their minds to new truth, but they sit on the lid.
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Dag Hammarskjld
The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of of others.
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Kahlil Gibran
If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick of riches.
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Sam Levenson
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
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