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Isaiah 58:12
Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called, the repairer of the breach, the restorer of paths to dwell in.
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Cicero
Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
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Sextus Propertius
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
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John Ernst Steinbeck
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
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Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
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George Santayana
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
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Henry David Thoreau
Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass, once, that when you are my friend I may be yours.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Concentration of wealth and power has been built upon other people's money, other people's business, other people's labor. Under this concentration, independent business has been a menace to American society.
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The Daleks (Doctor Who)
Exterminate.
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Lawrence Kubie
Today's family is built like a pyramid with all the intrafamilial rivalries, tensions, jealousies, angers, hatreds, loves and needs focused on the untrained, vulnerable, insecure, young, inexperienced and incompetent parental apex ... about whose incompetence our vaunted educational system does nothing.
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Brendan Francis Behan
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
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Woodrow Wilson
One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply light and not heat
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