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Geoffrey Neighor
Good food ends with good talk.
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Socrates
Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
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Unknown
True friends are like diamonds precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves found everywhere.
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Thomas Mann
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
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Jose Simon
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
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Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
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Josh Sugarmann
Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons.
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V. P. Skipper
A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What a new face courage puts on everything.
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Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
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Lord Herbert
He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.
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Author Unknown
Our children seem to have wonderful taste, or none - depending, of course, on whether or not they agree with us.
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