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Charles A. Dana
Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.
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Daniel Webster
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, May 6, 2003
Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24 7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world...
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Charles Schwab
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
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Fletcher
He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.
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Dean Koontz
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
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David Fiedler, in _Byte_
Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best---or worst, depending on what is posted on any particular day.
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Irvin S. Cobb
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
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Clifton Fadiman
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.
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Thucydides
The sufferings that fate inflicts on us should be borne with patience, what enemies inflict with manly courage.
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Fran Lebowitz
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive-you are leaking.
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Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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