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Humorous Random Quotations - 175
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Kerry Thornley, Principia Discordia, 5th edition
What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
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Harriet
Where painting is weakest, namely, in the expression of the highest moral and spiritual ideas, there music is sublimely strong.
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Stanley Garn
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
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Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Luis Bunuel
Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
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Robert Frost
There's nothing I'm afraid of like scared people.
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Jan Smuts
When in doubt, do the courageous thing.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
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Maureen Murphy
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
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Gladys Bronwyn Stern
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
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Chief Seattle
Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
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Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
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