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Sir Winston Churchill, Speech at Harvard University, September 6, 1943
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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Plato
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
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Augusta E. Rundell
Christmas--that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance--a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.
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Madam Guizot
Modesty is a shining light; it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the heart for truth.
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Virginia
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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Unknown
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Walt Whitman
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
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Arthur Brisbane
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.
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Cleveland Amory
There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.
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Mark Gooley
After several minutes of utterly dull conversation I began to think of her not as a woman but as a human, then not as a human but as an animal, then not as an animal but as a source of high-grade protein.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
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William F Claire
I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun, peace, privacy, for everyone.
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