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Very Funny Random Short Quotations - 70
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Anna Quindlen
A finished person is a boring person.
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Rene Descartes
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
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Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for the Reagan administration
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.
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Ted Klauber, Senior Executive, FCB Worldwide
The art of being bored is lost.
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Johann von Goethe
Talents are best nurtured in solitude character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world.
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Anon.
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'
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George Eliot
Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
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Muammar Qaddafi
If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President Ronald Reagan in defense of Palestinian terrorist)
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Erich Fromm
The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.
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Kahlil Gibran
A man's true wealth is the good he does in the world. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. But you are eternity and you are the mirror.
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William Shakespeare
Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.
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Alice Walker
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
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