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Benjamin Franklin
Read much, but not many books.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
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Michael J. Fox
One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.
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George Colman, The Younger
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts about reality.
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Oriental Proverb
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
Anyone who truly loves God travels securely.
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English Proverb
He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones.
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David Letterman
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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Jean De La Bruyere
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present - which seldom happens to us.
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Carmen de Monteflores
Oppression can only survive through silence.
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