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Wayne W Dyer
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.
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Herman Wouk
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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Lee Simonson
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
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Ralph Kiner
Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame 5 years in a row.
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Stephen Leacock
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
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Edith Sitwell
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
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Periander
Freedom is a clear conscience.
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Heywood Brown
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door.
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Herbert Henry Asquith
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Sallust
Ambition drove many men to become false to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.
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Dandemis
Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
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Samuel Butler
Every man's work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.
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