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Rudyard Kipling
Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth Once there was The People, and it made a hell of earth Earth arose and crushed it. Listen, oh, ye slain Once there was The People - it shall never be again
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Marie Beyon Ray
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Let us use it before it is too late.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2
I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated To closeness and the bettering of my mind.
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Henry Miller
If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.
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Moe Howard
Only fools are positive.
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Joan Didion
Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs.
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Felix Adler
The conception of worth, that each person is an end per se, is not a mere abstraction. Our interest in it is not merely academic. Every outcry against the oppression of some people by other people, or against what is morally hideous is the affirmation of the principle that a human being as such is not to be violated. A human being is not to be handled as a tool but is to be respected and revered.
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Amanda Cross
The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
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Johann von Goethe
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
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George Eliot
There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments of our first great sorrow, when we have not yet known what it is to have suffered and be healed, to have despaired and have recovered hope.
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Francis Bacon
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
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Hippocrates, Law
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance.
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