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Amusing Random Quotations - 177
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Terry Lynn Taylor
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we seek gratitude, the more reason the angels will give us for gratitude and joy to exist in our lives.
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Grace Speare
Think and feel yourself there! To achieve any aim in life, you need to project the end-result. Think of the elation, the satisfaction, the joy! Carrying the ecstatic feeling will bring the desired goal into view.
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Saint Jerome
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
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L. Schefer
The greatest poem is not that which is most skillfully constructed, but that in which there is the most poetry.
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Tennessee Williams
Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need is someone to take hold of you -- gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
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C.A.R. Hoare
There are two ways of constructing a software design One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
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Unknown
If all the world's a stage, then where is the audience sitting
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Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
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John D. MacDonald
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to do.
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Elbert Hubbard
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
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