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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotations - 78

Publilius Syrus

It is not every question that deserves an answer.


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Rudolf Karl Bultmann

There is something precious in our being mysteries to ourselves, in our being unable ever to see through even the person who is closest to our heart and to reckon with him as though he were a logical proposition or a problem in accounting.


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Confucius, The Confucian Analects, bk. 11:11

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?


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Aristotle

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances.


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Jacques Martin Barzun

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.


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Clement Stone

You, too, can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives, targets, aims and destination.


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Zeno

The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less.


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Oswald Chambers

The remarkable thing about fearing God is that when you fear God you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God you fear everything else.


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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 4

But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born, it is a custom More honoured in the breach than the observance.


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Eddie Cantor

Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.


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Maria Montessori

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.


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Thomas Mincher

If we can not trust a freeman with his right to keep and bear arms, then how can we trust him with the right to vote. Surely the right of a freeman to vote has a much greater effect on our collective lives than does any individual's firearm. If one argues that the effect of any one freeman's vote is minimal, then why allow it in the first place To be armed is to secure one's right to representation.



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