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Honore\' de Balzac
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be wiity every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
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Red Skelton
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
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Tom Nolan, in The Wall Street Journal
In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras.
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Madame de Tencin
Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.
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Van Wyck Brooks
The creative impulses of man are always at war with the possessive impulses.
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Saint Thomas Aquinas
We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and direct us and God has provided for this, by appointing his angels to be our teachers and guides.
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Fred Allen, in a letter to Groucho Marx, 1953
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge...
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Ronald Reagan
How do you tell a communist Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
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Sophocles
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
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Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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Antonio Gramsci
In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after puberty. Before puberty the child's personality has not yet formed and it is easier to guide its life and make it acquire specific habits of order, discipline, and work after puberty the personality develops impetuously and all extraneous intervention becomes odious, tyrannical, insufferable. Now it so happens that parents feel the responsibility towards their children precisely during this second period, when it is too late then of course the stick and violence enter the scene and yield very few results indeed. Why not instead take an interest in the child during the first period
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