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James Grover Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Hermione Gingold
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
And from the discontent of one man The world's best progress springs.
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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck
Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as blame.
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A. S. Neill
I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but by living for words are infinitely less important than acts.
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Polish Proverb
The greater love is a mother's then comes a dog's then a sweetheart's.
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Donald Robert Perry Marquis
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
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Shakespeare.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings.
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Abraham Lincoln
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
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Lord Alfred Tennyson, Ulysses
For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw the vision of the world, and the wonder that would be.
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Robert Fulford
I have seen the future and it doesn't work.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
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