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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Small minds are much distressed by little things. Great minds see them all but are not upset by them.
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Casino
Ace When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point And, for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had.
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Ronald Reagan
They don't worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don't believe you can remedy past discrimination by mandating new discrimination. (Defending his nominees for Civil Rights Commission)
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Francis Quarles
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
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Hesiod
It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.
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Thomas Babington
Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly as when they discuss it freely.
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Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age.
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Thomas Paine
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
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Yogi Berra
It's deja vu all over again
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Portuguese Proverb
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
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Unknown
What a pity that so many people rather believe their doubts And doubt their beliefs... Why don't we just decide to have no doubts, And believe your beliefs Fear and worry is just the mis-use of the creative powers We originally got to dream.
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Nick Diamos
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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