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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Short Quotations - 48

Barbara McClintock

If you know you are on the right track, if you have this inner knowledge, then nobody can turn you off... Regardless of what they say.


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Theodore Roosevelt, last words, 6 January 1919

Put out the light.


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Bhagavad Gita, Chapter 2

On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits.
Let not the fruits of action be thy motive,
Nor be thy attachment to inaction.


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Samuel Hazo

Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.


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Danish Proverb

He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.


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Publilius Syrus

Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.


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Terence

Homo sum humani nil a me alienum puto.(I am a man I hold that nothing human is alien to me.)


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Martha Graham

Dance is the hidden language of the soul.


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Cicero

If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third, place.


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John Adams

The proposition that the people are the best keepers of their own liberties is not true. They are the worst conceivable, they are no keepers at all; they can neither judge, act, think, or will, as a political body.


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Charles De Gaulle

I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.


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Francis Quarles

If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that thinks he can never speak enough, may easily speak too much. A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted.



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