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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Short Quotations - 93

Abraham Lincoln

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.


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Frederick Buechner, Wishful Thinking, 1973

Envy is the consuming desire to have everybody else as unsuccessful as you are.


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Bertolt Brecht

On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place
Much like the city of London. I
Who live in Los Angeles and not in London
Find, on thinking about Hell, that it must be
Still more like Los Angeles.


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Willa Cather

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.


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Unknown

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.


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Charlotte Bronte

Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.


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Juvenal

It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.


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Epictetus

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.


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Donella Meadows, The Global Citizen

Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.


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Peter Drucker

The individual is the central, rarest, most precious capital resource of our society.


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Terence

While there's life, there's hope.


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La Rochefoucauld

Perfect valor is to behave, without witnesses, as one would act were all the world watching.



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