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Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Sophocles, Electra
Death is not the worst; rather, in vainTo wish for death, and not to compass it.
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Bill Watterson
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
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Robert A. Heinlein
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
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Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Aristotle, Nicomachen Ethics (4th c. BC)
In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action.
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Isoroku Yamamoto, After Pearl Harbor, Japanese Admiral
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.
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Elizabeth Kenny
He who angers you conquers you.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
The true miracle is not walking on water or walking in air, but simply walking on this earth.
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Sidney Madwed
When you have too much month for you paycheck, then what you need to do is realize that there is abundance all around you and focus on the abundance and not your lack and as night follows day abundance will come to you.
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Nancy Parker Brummett
For the rest of my life I'm going to trust that God is always at work in all things, and give Him thanks long before my simplest prayers are answered.
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Georg Wilhelm, O Magazine, September 2003
Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.
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