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Herbert Clark Hoover
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
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Irene Thomas
It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the other.
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Charles Darwin, The Origin of Species 1859
In the struggle for survival, the fittest win out at the expense of their rivals because they succeed in adapting themselves best to their environment.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
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Chinese Proverb
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Harry Stack Sullivan
When the satisfaction or security of another person becomes as important to one as one's own, then a state of love exists.
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Henry Havelock Ellis
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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Edward Chapin
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
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Robert Lee Bedker
We were so close to being one of the actual victems. It makes you feel humble.
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Hilaire Belloc
All men have an instinct for conflict at least, all healthy men.
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Wendell Berry
In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
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