Ronald Reagan

The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper will knock the legs out from under the negotiating table. (On importance of the MX missile)

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Unknown

These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO and WHERE you are now, and all good things shall find you there.

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Abigail Adams, letter to John Adams, 1774

We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.

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Yoruba Proverb

What you give you get, ten times over.

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Dixie Lee Ray

A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.

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Nikita Khrushchev

I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.

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Douglas Jerrold

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stranger's gardens.

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J. Jacques, Something Positive Comic, 08-22-05

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

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Saint Augustine

Unless you believe, you will not understand.

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Charles Lamb

My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.

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Thornton

I do borrow from other writers, shamelessly I can only say in my defense, like the woman brought before the judge on a charge of kleptomania, I do steal, but, your Honor, only from the very best stores.

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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.

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