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Brendan Behan
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
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Jean Cocteau
The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood.
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Desmond Morris
We never stop investigating. We are never satisfied that we know enough to get by. Every question we answer leads on to another question. This has become the greatest survival trick of our species.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Man is a being born to believe. And if no church comes forward with its title-deeds of truth to guide him, he will find altars and idols in his own heart and his own imagination.
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Arthur Wellesley
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about any.
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Anne Frank
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
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Mignon McLaughlin
Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'
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Leo Tolstoy
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
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National Lampoon
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
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Anonymous
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
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Sydney Smith
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.
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