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Pearl Buck
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
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George Bernard Shaw
He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.
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John Milton
If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is delightful to man.
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Leo C. Rosten
A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood. The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or praised or even loved. And that perhaps, is what makes him different from others.
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T.S. Eliot
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.
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Aeschylus
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
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Heinrich Heine
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
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Joe Moore
Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.
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Thomas H. Huxley
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
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Dan Quayle
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
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Robert Jordan, The Fires of Heaven
We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right.
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Robert Logan
Failure is a path, not a destination.
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