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Very Funny Random Short Quotations - 10
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William Shakespeare
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
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Carl Sandburg
Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the boulder.
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Willa A. Foster
Quality is never an accident.
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French Proverb
He that does not ask will never get a bargain.
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H.H. Munro (Saki)
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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Francois de la Rochefoucauld
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
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Frederick Chiluba
The greatest lesson we can learn from the past. . . is that freedom is at the core of every successful nation in the world.
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Baltasar Gracian
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
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Sigmund Freud
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in which direction we are moving.
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Marcel Proust
Desire makes everything blossom possession makes everything wither and fade.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!
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