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Dale Carnegie
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance", 1841
Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
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Democritus
More men have become great through practice than by nature.
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Kim Hubbard
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what you're talking about.
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Stanley Milgram
The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority.
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Ninon de Lenclos
The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
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J. G. Gallimore
Image creates desire. You will what you imagine.
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Julius Caesar, from Suetonius, Lives of the Caesars
Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered
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Ross Perot
If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954, chapter 2
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
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Charles Caleb Colton
There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
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Unknown
Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.
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